Hog me up

Eating a live pig, while stroking a pillow pet

(Person #1) Hey lets go hog me up.
(Person #2) Well I have a live pig, but I don’t have a pillow pet.

by Groogy poogy May 6, 2018

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Sweaty Hog

An unattractive woman, especially one who is overweight and/or has no teeth.

"Nick to Jeremy: Hey man, I think I prefer the fatter bitches. Not like super fat like some sumo wrestler or a Sweaty Hog at McDonald's, but rather just that nice extra cushion for the motherfuckin' pushin' type of shit."
"Jeremy: Yeah, that Denise chick was a Sweaty Hog for sure. Super sweaty fat-ass hog whore."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper July 17, 2024

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Hog rider

HOG RIDAAAA

-hey bro did you watc-
-HOG RIDAAAA
-what
-HOG RIDAAAA
-Marvin please I've already lost angela i don't want to lose you too
-HOG RIDAAAA
-MARVIN! Gods sake PLEASE MARVIN STOP
-HOG RI(hel-)DAAAA
-MARVIN I KNEW YOU WERE STILL IN THERE WAIT IMA CALL 911 STAY HERE
-HOG RI(hur)DAA(ry!)AA
-HELLO 911? MY FRIEND HAS BEEN AFFECTED WITH THE HOG RIDER SICKNESS SEND HELP QUICK
-No worries sir we're sending a team out now
-THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! MARVIN, MARVIN! Where are...you
-..........Hog.....Rider...
-POLICE PUT YO HANDS UP IN THE AIR NOW
-Sir I-its too late, we should probably leave before this-
-NO, WE'RE NOT LEAVING!
(Marvin in deep hog rider voice) -Who's this "we're"
(police looks around)
...no...NO...NO-

Hog ridaaa.

by Bababoooooooooooooooey May 17, 2022

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Wart Hog

A man with obvious genital herpes, who nonetheless attempts to seduce women and engage in unprotected sexual intercourse.

Not to be confused with Warthog the amazing air plane model.

"That pig just asked me if I wanted to come back to his room"

"He's worse than a pig, I heard that he's a wart hog"

by El Guapo de Pseudoephedrine October 3, 2019

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