by why cant i ever be happy November 30, 2022
Get the Having a girlfriendmug. A ringer that goes off when you get near your girlfriend or when your girlfriend tells you they are somewhere. So they can go find you.
by Lesbians for girls May 1, 2022
Get the Girlfriend ringermug. The best girl anyone can ask for she is loyal and can do anything doesn't need you to fix the sink and handles things get self
by Yaboi1504 August 5, 2017
Get the country girlfriendmug. A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.
She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025
Get the Sloth Girlfriendmug. by jacobsgirfriend:( September 27, 2020
Get the Jacobs girlfriendmug. where is she?
by Shane63 February 22, 2023
Get the lukes girlfriendmug. A person at work (probably your work crush) that you flirt with at work for fun but have almost no ties with outside of work
“Do you like that girl or something? You always flirting with her at work”
“Nah she’s just my target girlfriend”
“Nah she’s just my target girlfriend”
by anonymous November 12, 2020
Get the target girlfriendmug.