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Ze German

Ze German - Legendary Friend
I’m always better, but still epic
Hi Ze German Bro
by Bets January 20, 2022
mugGet the Ze Germanmug.

German Logger

This is a person fascinated with inserting the weights from cuckoo clocks up their cloacus because they like the way it feels.
The only thing that makes a German logger happier than entering a cuckoo clock store is exiting a cuckoo clock store.
by Uberdyke April 14, 2021
mugGet the German Loggermug.

german

A German is usually a cool guy with black hair and a good sense of humor, he sometimes feels depressive but always puts a smile on your face. German, please think about you more often.
That german is really nice!

German is weird name for a guy
by I sent flowers to myself February 8, 2018
mugGet the germanmug.
When you stick an almondjoy in your partner’s asshole and fuck it until it melts, then nut in it and siphon it out with a hershey’s squirt bottle (creating ganassche) and use it to glaze a chocolate cake.
Yesterday was my whore sister Cindy’s birthday, so I fucked her ass with an almondjoy and made sure she got her little german chocolate hole.”
by Herpderpity May 12, 2025
mugGet the Little German Chocolate Holemug.

German chocolate bar

The poop that looks like a chocolate bar, often eaten for practical jokes
This chocolates terrible!

It's a German chocolate bar is probably why
by Ricky Itchie Twitchy May 22, 2011
mugGet the German chocolate barmug.

German flag

When your having your period and you shit and pee at the same time it makes a German looking flag, black red yellow 🇩🇪
Girl: holy shit I just did a German flag on the toulet
by Holeymoleyguackamoley September 29, 2023
mugGet the German flagmug.

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