Flap Hound

A person searching for vaginas on a regular basis.

Dave - you are such a Flap Hound!

by Wombatchops22 October 7, 2021

flap that gum

What Mr.Pierson says when people are talking even more

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＼＿ open your cheeks I have the answer. Mr.pierson FLAP THAT GUM OFF.

by Boothehand December 10, 2023

Crack Flaps

Farting; flatulence - the act by which the gas from your bowels flaps the buttex cheeks together.

You might want to grab some toilet paper, those crack flaps sounded wet.

by DANZO91 October 20, 2017

Flapping the flag

Jacking off.

"-Yo,did you know that Johnny is flapping the flag under the showers?
-Seriously?"

by TypowyLaman January 15, 2019

flap

typical racing driver excuse

oh no i had a flap issue

by GChalkers November 20, 2021

Mud Flap

Hanging a single strip of toilet paper behind your butt to prevent spraying the back of the toilet. See also "splurtin curtain"

I don't even have to clean my toilet yet because I used a mud flap!

by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020

Muffin flaps

Labia Majora.
Interchangeable with “pussy lips”

Barbara isn’t wearing any panties and I caught a glimpse of her muffin flaps

by El_choco14 August 13, 2018