fighting ghosts

when someone pretends or lies about receiving backlash

"he thinks people are rioting over his latest message, he's fighting ghosts"

by sroobkiller October 28, 2024

fisting 2 pints

The act of inserting two pints of lager into a persons vaginal og rectal opening using force.

Fisting 2 pints required all of Jacks strength. But Jill insisted they could fit.

by CannedHappiness December 21, 2023

Fishing

A term for a female masturbating with her fingers

Bro, my girl was fishing last night.

by Fountain of cum February 6, 2024

fighting punctuation

When a girls on her period she’s fighting punctuation.

Man, my girl is fighting punctuation this week!

by Genericpseudoym435 February 12, 2024

Fishing Addiction

A fishing addiction is what it sounds like; a fishing addiction. Mostly played up for humor, it can be seen in many aspects and jokes on the internet. One such aspect is fishing culture itself, with humorous shirts that say "A best day is one spent fishing", or silly hats that say "Women want me, fish fear me". An example of the more serious side of this, the addiction side, is Grian.

"Grian, you need to stop. At this rate, you practically have a fishing addiction!"
"Just... need... mending!!"

by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024

Fishing

Inserting a worm into your urethra

I came so fast after fishing last night

by Mr Dawg12 March 5, 2024

fishing for crappie

Fingering your butthole.
Saluting the Rear Admiral.

Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.

by blackstardust May 7, 2024