Peanut Butter-ed

To be viciously bitten in the genital region by a canine animal, with or without slathering peanut butter on the genitals beforehand.

My brother got peanut butter-ed after dog-sitting for his neighbour, it put him in the hospital!

by PantyPanda April 3, 2021

ED Pills

Pills to prove to your girl/wife that you're not a faggot having an affair with a dude.

Commercial for ED Pills- Has she been wondering lately about your sexuality? Does she tell you that every part of you is dysfunctional, and that your whiskey dick problem goes deeper than your drinking habit? That's because you need these pills, so that you can prove to her that you're not a faggot that would choose gay porn over her any day. It might not be a big deal to you, but to her it is a big deal that your dick does what it is supposed to do and stops malfunctioning.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

Ed j'on

Philippine slang for calling someone a pedophile

The priest is an Ed j'on
Isa kang Ed j'on

by Markus2323 July 8, 2025

Ed

He is a tall man that likes to have sex with a peer called Lillian

Ed likes to smash Lillian

by Ghdhxhhxhduuxudhh ud July 19, 2019

bull ed

my cheesy knob in someones ass

theres a minor over there.
i wish i could put my bull ed in them

by dreamybull1298 May 25, 2023

Ed Papp

Fiscal conservative, social libertarian

Government spending has to be ed papped.

by Alethiologist May 2, 2019

Two-Line Ed

A person that only uses 2 lines in their rap verses when freestyling/battling.

Matty: "Yo my name is Ed, I'll put you to bed......ohhhhhh what now, munse."
Sammy: "Dude you literally just made one rhyme, your such a Two-Line Ed."

by Samuel Adams Wisner September 23, 2010