Post Jerk Depression

That feeling of dread and awfulness, when you realize that beating your meat isn't making you happy and you think back about all of your mistakes that lead you to having a twitchy dick in your hand, after busting a nut

My Post Jerk Depression kicked in and I'm ready to die man

by BigDickMcGoo January 26, 2019

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post-privilege depression

the bleakness one experiences after being confronted with the reality of one's social privilege.

today at work, I had to supervise a lot of manual labor. now I'm bummed and the post-privilege depression struck hard

by terminal1 April 19, 2023

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Post Mate’l Depression

The next day after a massive night with the lads

Fuck off! I’ve got a bad case of Post Mate’l Depression.

by Hooksy Bass July 10, 2023

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Post Kimcert Depression

The feeling you have once you leave a Kim Dracula concert often one of sadness, longing, and depression.

Leaving the concert has given me post kimcert depression.

I miss seeing Kim in concert. I have pkd, post kimcert depression.

by LXXLoveRoulette July 24, 2023

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Post Merge Depression

The mental state of individuals who mined ethereum, spent endless amount of time, energy and capital go to waste because a dumb decision by Vitalik Buterin.

Person A: Why do you have the look of despair ?
Person B: Ethereum mining ended
Person A: oh you have post merge depression
Person B: yea, thats what we get in return for securing the network

by Dop3matt3r_ September 26, 2022

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Post Valve Depression

A strange and sad feeling one gets whenever they remember or realize that Valve will never make a continuation of amazing games such as Half Life or Portal.

“Man.. thinking about how HL3 or P3 will never happen is just a whole deal.”
“Buddy. Thats Post Valve Depression.” *pat pat*

by Anakinnie April 19, 2022

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