David Diver

The name you call someone who is being goofy as fuck in Duluth, Minnesota.

Paul: Bro why are you dancing around in the middle of the skywalk?

Matthias: I just did a lot of meth

Paul: Bro you’re being such a David Diver right now.

by SouthsideFlacko November 16, 2019

david morton

David Morton is a horrible human being that is hated world wide, he has a giant belly button that contains rabbits. he also likes pole dancing.

'Omg is that David Morton'
'Yes, run away, here come the rabbits'

by ilovedavidmorton25 December 6, 2013

David Sosa

Owner of a Wii U, He is able to write some simple XML/HTML stuff, he is in almost every single server related to the Nintendo Wii U, Wii and 3DS.

He is somewhat annoying and he is almost always ignored by the community, but nothing will ever stop him from making his own homebrew game for the Wii U, he is also on Twitter as @dwyazzo90

*no one writes a message in a microsecond on a Discord server*
David Sosa: dead chat lol

by vanillamellow January 19, 2023

That David kid

That one “friend” you hang out with only in a group that always wears a backwards hat, rises for no reason, and most likely watches Disney porn. Sometimes people call him Gayvid just to make him angry

Ok, which one of you invited that David kid again?

by Gayvid2006 June 28, 2021

Hairy David

When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.

"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".

by T-rent October 10, 2014

david quintana

that one guy a girl will never want to loose He fills your soul with the best feelings and will always try to make you feel special

girl 1- ayo that’s a big ass dick david quintana!

by jullsz- December 28, 2021

David goldsmith

An annoying ass know it all kid with a stupid voice

Guy- that David Goldsmith is so annoying and his voice makes me wanna die
Dante- haha I always hated that kid

by fjkjfkdjkdjksdjdf May 24, 2018