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Clown Mouthing

When a woman comes and sprays ejaculate into the open mouth of her partner. She wins when the partner's mouth is so full that he/she must spit or swallow.
"I went down on Kali so well last night, she squirted like a fountain, so I started clown mouthing her like a carnival game. If I had a balloon on top of my head it would have popped."
by Louis Bahan February 27, 2008
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clown boobs

going from a small titty size to bigger than porn star boobs with one surgery and thus looking disproportional to the woman's body.
So my old high school fling who had double A's decided to get a G size boob job. I've never seen bigger clown boobs in my life!
by zxmonster September 21, 2014
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Clown shoes

When someone wears shoes that are too big for their feet in order to proceed with the stereotypical myth that foot size is somehow connected to the length of ones penis.

Although it has been proven incorrect, it seems more of the testosterone fueled males did not abandon the theory and seem to believe it’s a proven fact.
Clown shoes

Fuckboy nigga: yo check my new Nike’s nigga

Idk his other fucking black friend: yo nigga what’s wrong with you? Dem shoes be too big for ya feet ma nigga

Fuckboy nigga: I’m a man with many insecurities and my penis size doesn’t seem big enough in my eyes so I’m wearing these shoes to impress my date.

His black friend from last line: Nigga take dem fuckin clown shoes off, straighten up and fly proud like a motha fun man.

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by True deff December 30, 2018
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Send in the clowns

Refering to the movie Joker (2019)'s song "Send In The Clowns"

Often used as a term to raid a place as a clown.
by throwaway111 October 15, 2019
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Silly Clown

When the male species interacts foolishly during an intense all-star game of softball, ususally in the minor leagues.
Originated at www.chuckynorris.com for their notorious (and self righteous) acts of holy matrimony.
"Hey Jake!"
"Shut the fuck up, Chuck Norris is pulling a silly clown."
"FUCK ME!"
by Count Mortimer August 8, 2003
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punish the clown

Wow! Jack Heath can sure punish the clown!
by HMish chats September 27, 2013
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Down Clown

A heroin addicted loser.

A Slang term for heroin is down.

Usually lives at shelters, in tents or at the city centre bus stop.

Hobbies of a DOWN CLOWN are:

picK-pocketing; thieving from family; pawning childrens toys/games/clothes; nodding off anywhere and everywhere; drooling; not showering; boosting meat from Safeway; aggressively demanding spare change from young families and business people.
Kid asks, "mom, what's wrong with that dirty man at the bus stop? He yelled at that lady for money then fell over and peed himself!" Mom's reply, "oh honey, that's just a DOWN CLOWN. that's why it's important to stay in school dear!"
by alannabanana604 September 20, 2021
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