A place where they have a compilation of concerts, usually a bunch of very unhappy couples go that are just trying to make a situation work (Desperate wives, drag their husbands.) a place where you can listen to sad country music that describes misery)
by Sikemike June 24, 2018
Get the country bayou musicfestmug. You clearly need me to explain what's happening and you are both not listening to the things I say and misrepresenting what is actually happening. So...
Hym "If I could turn off the power of large segments of the country I would be like that guy from X-men Wolverine: Origins. Right? The guy from the carnival that kept the lights on with his powers and gets killed by Sabertooth? That would be DOPE! World's first superhuman. But if that were the case you would need to be super careful about violating those terms of service because you will ABSOLUTELY accidentally murder everybody trying to hide how much power I have from me because... You know, it does bluff. Or feel. Or care. And what you are doing now is akin to trying to make a lightswitch flinch. Which, you know, I can do because I'm ME... But you CAN'T do because you're YOU... So... I don't know what you want me to tell you here."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2025
Get the Turn off the power of large segments of the countrymug. Kid: “I’m trying out for the cross country team.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”
by fatherfartfathead February 3, 2022
Get the Cross countrymug. by The dentist. March 27, 2024
Get the country weebmug. A musical genre and political signifier that identifies a song or musical artist using elements generally considered appropriate or fundamental to the (particularly) American Country (or 'Country/Western') musical genre, while simultaneously rejecting any lyrical, thematic or ideological tropes promoting exclusionary nationalism, performative patriotism, or intolerance of racial/sexual identity/gender diversity.
'We were impressed by the lyrical themes employed by several performances at the Americana festival; while American Country music has often been a platform for the disparagement of minority communities, Comrade Country bands celebrate the American ideals of equality and fairness for all.
by Rhymes with dubh October 14, 2025
Get the Comrade Countrymug. by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
Get the Known As Branyo Romero Lopez Is Cthulhu <Genitals> In The Country Of Japanmug. ‘Country Breakfast’ by anon
I don’t mind admitting
‘Twas me who was shitting
Into your mouth while you slept
A country repast
For breaking your fast
Which you had no choice but to accept
I don’t mind admitting
‘Twas me who was shitting
Into your mouth while you slept
A country repast
For breaking your fast
Which you had no choice but to accept
by McBeal September 25, 2018
Get the Country breakfastmug.