glove connection

Not unlike the giddy, starry-eyed state of a couple who have newly fallen in love, forging an indestructible bond known as a "love connection" (see Chuck Woolery's popular 1980s game show for examples), a glove connection is the unbreakable bond between me, myself, + I.

More to the point, it is the special bond between one's self + one's own genitalia; a bond that is strengthened by the act of self-love (masturbatory exercises).

Having been jilted once again by a hard-hearted harlot, LaVondrius took matters into his own hands + decided to make a glove connection.

by bananabl May 16, 2011

Concepsheon

The name of a Wonderfully sarcastic girl who you cant help but love. She is normally straightfaced and blunt, but her dry sense of humor is quite refreshing. Often confused for a Pokemon.

Friend 1- Concepsheon, I. CHOOSE. YOUUUUUUU
Concepsheon- Yeah? Well I dont choose YOU. Go away.
Friend 2- AAAaaaaah, buuuurn!
Friend 1- Shut up....

by DJ_Reiki606 September 24, 2011

conceitedhermitbitch

Katie

katie... is a conceitedhermitbitch.

by the fifth noodle January 1, 2012

london colney

The sleesiest shit hole you can imagine. Full off drugs, alcoholics and wankers.

Girl: you live in London Colney. That's mank.
Boy: yeah. I know

by Rugby jim March 3, 2017

Conner

A kid who's basically a huge asshole. He's a blonde-haired dick head who can't be beat in knockout basketball or he'll rage and call you a faggot while pointing the middle finger at you. then he will kick the game ball across the court and go cry in a corner.

Guy-"I played a game of knockout against what's his name and he raged and kicked the ball like an asshole."

Girl- "Oh you mean Conner."

Guy-"yeah thats the one."

by THEFUCKINGTRUTHBITCH!!! November 10, 2014

connetishit

it's conneticuit; no cell service, no city life, a helluva lot of cows! (this comes from a person from New york. No hating to the people, just the area. it's very pretty, mind you, just boring is its downside)

"Welcome to Connetishit- home of the everlasting slab of rock that IS the Adirondacks"

by DruishPrince$$ February 6, 2007

Verizon Connection

The connection between a man and woman, man and man, or woman and woman that is very strong, such as the Verizon Network Connection which is very reliable and avaliable in almost every city/state. So when two people share a strong connection, it is referred to as "The Verizon Connection"

Dude: Man, I just brokeup with my girl.
You: Why man?!

Dude: I'm not sure; it didn't feel right. No connection.
You: Man, too bad you guys didn't have the Verizon Connection!

by kyleelol69x3 July 9, 2009