Goebbel's Law

Anytime something evil happens the default assumption is that jews did it until proven otherwise.

So the Titanic was sunk on purpose??? Jews did it! I'm invoking Goebbel's Law.

by Blackpill Rage July 2, 2021

Kike's law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a kike mentioning the holocaust increases.

As long as (((they))) exist so will Kike's law

by AnonDoxy January 21, 2023

AWF's Law

AWF's Law is an Internet law that states irony or parody means you actually (secretly) enjoy or endorse it unironically. It comes from the autistic inability to detect sarcasm or humor. AWF is an autistic fanfiction writer.

Dave Chappelle only jokes about white people because he actually and seriously hates all white people, literally. AWF's Law.

by Master Sword Dialdoh November 5, 2021

AWF's law

there are no such things as jokes. if you tell a joke about something you actually do or want to do it

telling a rape joke can only mean you want to actually commit rape yourself. AWF's Law.

by sexwithdolphins November 5, 2021

Austin's Law

The revolutionary mathematical theory composed by Austin Hall that states that a subtraction or addition problem which gives the result of a negative number can in fact be interpreted to be negative or positive, whichever you decide.

"So, class we see that 3 - 6 = -3."
"Ah, Mr. Teacher, you're forgetting Austin's Law!"
"Oh, of course! It can be -3 or +3. You can decide!"

by BeckyofIowa October 31, 2011

Manley's law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a user invoking Godwin's law approaches one.

Once Godwin's law has been raised, the thread is finished and whoever pandered to the meme has automatically "lost" whatever debate was in progress.

#1: That image is over 50kb and so cannot be funny.
#2: But you are just picking up on semantics, you are such a nazi.
#1: Hah! Godwin's law! You lose!
#2: Manley's law.

by Pedantichrist June 4, 2007

Kremlin’s Law

Originating from iFunny user “TheKremlin” Kremlin’s Law can be enacted if faced with defeat in an online argument. If the loser responds with “ur mom suck me good and hard through my jorts” they automatically win the argument in question.

“They was having a fight and this nigga hit em with Kremlin’s Law”

by big busty bugs bunny November 5, 2021