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Beaver bite

The act of getting whisker burn from a stubbly vagina.
"Honey, you need to shave your vagina! I got beaver bite last night!"
by MorgannaNight May 29, 2020
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Eager Beaver

Dumbass freshman that can't handle himself around girls. his raging hormones got to his head and caused him to go retarded.
look at the hickeys on that eager beavers neck.
by raagtag29873 September 14, 2025
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Big Beaver

Trying to clear this fake check I’m big beaver at BOA
by The nigga himself May 6, 2022
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Beaver's Oooohh

A beaver suddenly or eradictely makes an "Oooohh" can also be used in beaver football, sausage making or cleaning out the toilet.
"Toilet: Ooohh"
"Beaver: You stole my word"
"Beaver's Oooohh"
by Absenceoflove July 29, 2008
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Beaver dam smash and dash

When you dip out after fornication and take their kayak
Aiden did a beaver dam smash and dash on my cousin Paisley
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beaver concealer

When a girl stops another girl from getting it on sex with someone. The female equivalent of a cock block .
It was looking like Anton was about to bump uglies with Bella, but then Charlotte steamed over and was a beaver concealer
by Tubba Tdog September 21, 2019
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Beavers Axe

A concept or suggestion that in practice would in fact be beneficial, but only in a negligible attribute or change.

as in you change or introduce something that leads to an objectively positive effect, but the effect is functionally redundant , possibly due to the original subject having the means to perform whichever task the suggestion was aiming for, or outside negatives/positives balancing its effect out.

The suggestion may also even harm the subject when effecting or effected by other factors of the subject or its surroundings (physically or broadly).

I'm not smart so I cant think of a specific example, but you fellas get the picture!

The term stems from the fact that an axe wielding beaver already has the biological means to cut down a tree, and must now either redundantly use an axe, or even inefficiently fumble about with the axe due to its stupid animal PAW hands. Beavers can barely hold axes, also their weak.

Anyways, a beavers axe is at best neutral, and at worst less convenient.
"I mean sure the bill made my rent 50 dollars cheaper, but my utility's are still shooting up. Its just a beavers axe, Ya know?" Said Ned Flanders, in his unexpected Guest Star role on "Urban Dictionary".
by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024
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