While having anal sex in a doggy style position, the man removes the shit from his dick and wipes it down the lower of the other persons back.
by RustyMantis January 1, 2022

by TeTtttfghjklhoiewofhwofoewTexa November 24, 2017

A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.
Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."
by DrDax December 11, 2012

A very puffy pussy
by richard_harry February 25, 2022

by BeliveIt November 22, 2021

"We spotted some scooter beaver while waiting at a stop light on Via Salaria."
"Thats one thing I miss about our trip to Rome - The random scooter beaver sightings."
"When she was airing out the clam on her Vespa, there was a bit of scooter beaver going on."
"Thats one thing I miss about our trip to Rome - The random scooter beaver sightings."
"When she was airing out the clam on her Vespa, there was a bit of scooter beaver going on."
by ItalySpotter September 6, 2011

When a woman dresses like a man to hide her actually being a woman to avoid detection or get something for herself.
Stacy: Oh? Look at him, he's pretty cute. Think he'll buy us all drinks?
Linda: Don't bother. He's a Sneaky Beaver who comes in now and then to get drinks and leave without being hit on.
Linda: Don't bother. He's a Sneaky Beaver who comes in now and then to get drinks and leave without being hit on.
by Sabercaster December 9, 2016
