Backwards beaver

A non-reciprocal 69; wood's getting eaten but the beaver remains high and dry
So I jumped on top ready for some fun, but all we did was Backwards Beaver
by anyevery March 22, 2021
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Beavers of Eastwick

old school and alien, epic and classic.

an ancient tribe of technologically advanced beavers whos remains were first discovered in Silicon Valley.
That movie was Beavers of Eastwick.

That 69 mustang is worthy of Beavers of Eastwick.
by Blindlemon November 27, 2011
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Beaver Goons

A gang of beavers proficient in beating the bazinga out of human offspring.
Tyrone hired an army of beaver goons to exercise the concept of a lack of living, breathing, or otherly activities.
by Remathen July 28, 2021
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Justin Beaver

Justin Bieber just got a new pet and he loves his little guy to death ! It turns out it’s an elderly beaver! Justin stopped at buccees on a road trip to buy some Canadian bacon pizza then he saw the most special thing a stuffed toy beaver ! Justin was lonely and wanted a pet but he didn’t want to pay for something expensive instead he paid for a cheap stuffed beaver! Justin fell in love and named the toy Justin beaver !
Oh my word it’s Justin Bieber !!!!! It’s always been my dream to meet you Justin !! What’s that toy in your hand ?? He’s my best friend ! His name is Justin beaver! He’s my replacement for Selena
by Cupcake 711 March 18, 2021
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Punxsutawney beaver

A vagina that only gets used once a year on a special occasion.
Before we were married, my wife and I had lots of sex, now she has a Punxsutawney beaver.
by Smedley McScarja March 30, 2017
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Whatsapp Beaver

A girl/boy that makes their day better then it has to be.
Sometimes this includes jumping into pools filled with donuts, or testical eating. In rare cases some WhatsApp beavers can text until the veins and blood from under ther nails pop out and stain white colored carpet. Use windex to clean the stain. Some beavers will eat their hair, but use spicey ranch bbq sauce with basil. This calls them while the forth through their yodunfrusy's.
Stop it mackenzie your starting to eat pigs ear like a "WhatsApp beaver."
It's ok veronica I like chocolate nostrils, but only on cold days.
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