soap beating

To beat someone senseless with a bar of soap in a tube sock.

yo man lets go give that nerd a soap beating!

by divebombz November 8, 2013

Beat the Cheese

When one masturbates or jerks off so hard that one farts.

Dude last night I bought a new porn and I went to town and beat the cheese. - John

That is utterly disgusting - Greg

by KCoffee1 December 9, 2008

Max-Beat

A term used to describe the epic amount of violence one individual inflicts upon another individual. Created after the angry outburst that occurred when NHL player Maxime Talbot switched from the Pittsburgh Penguins to the Philadelphia Flyers.

I'm going to Max-Beat your ass to the underworld, fool!

by LuckyNumber87 August 15, 2011

Heat and Beat

When someone slathers their penis in their own cum, takes a type of paper (Notebook paper, sandpaper, etc.) and then uses a hair dryer to mold the paper around their penis for extra grip.

Josh: Beating my meat the old fashioned way doesn't feel good anymore...

Dakota: Try the Heat and Beat! You'll never stop!

by Bandicooties69 September 29, 2018

catch beats

to receive corporal punishment or to be beaten up. Possibly West Indian in origin, used in London, England.

"Watch what's gonna happen, you're gonna catch beats when my bruvver hears about this!!" Or: "Naah man! I lost my bag, I'm gonna catch beats from my mum tonight"

by IsItThough May 18, 2009

beat poetry

A revolution started by the beat poets that mainly dealt with issues such as censorship. Accordingly, many beat poems are vulgar or obscene in nature, not only to foil censorship laws, but to be free, kickass poetry. The beats are typically considered pre hippies. The revolution started with what was called the Sixth Gallery poetry reading. At this reading on the west coast, a bottle of wine was passed around, and Jack Kerouac read his soon to be famous poem "Howl". The audience felt so emotional that they began shouting, a tradition that continues when the poem is read today.

I like beat poetry, especially Kerouac!

by makeitfunkay April 11, 2006

beat box

When a dude screws his girl while a buddy of his hides in the closet beat boxing and the couple does it to his rhythm.

Yo man. I was beat boxing this chick while my homie was doin a jack in the box}

by DC May 8, 2005