Max-Beat

A term used to describe the epic amount of violence one individual inflicts upon another individual. Created after the angry outburst that occurred when NHL player Maxime Talbot switched from the Pittsburgh Penguins to the Philadelphia Flyers.

I'm going to Max-Beat your ass to the underworld, fool!

by LuckyNumber87 August 15, 2011

soap beating

To beat someone senseless with a bar of soap in a tube sock.

yo man lets go give that nerd a soap beating!

by divebombz November 8, 2013

Heat and Beat

When someone slathers their penis in their own cum, takes a type of paper (Notebook paper, sandpaper, etc.) and then uses a hair dryer to mold the paper around their penis for extra grip.

Josh: Beating my meat the old fashioned way doesn't feel good anymore...

Dakota: Try the Heat and Beat! You'll never stop!

by Bandicooties69 September 29, 2018

Beat-Down

Beat-Down is when a masculine alpha male is fucking a gay bottom or female, and while he's fucking them he puts his foot down on their back, and holds it there while he's roughly fucking them, beating the ass or pussy down.

"I gave that bitch a beat-down last night. I had my foot all on her back, fucking the shit out of her."

"All fags are good for is getting beat-down. I be clownin they stupid asses. I put my foot on they back, and make them take all this dick."

by Freakymind89 March 27, 2021

Beat friend

A beat friend is just like a best friend but better. And you can only have one,even in fights they are your beat friend. And they love you!!!❤️

Wow I love you so much beat friend!

by Pan_cait June 12, 2019

beat poetry

A revolution started by the beat poets that mainly dealt with issues such as censorship. Accordingly, many beat poems are vulgar or obscene in nature, not only to foil censorship laws, but to be free, kickass poetry. The beats are typically considered pre hippies. The revolution started with what was called the Sixth Gallery poetry reading. At this reading on the west coast, a bottle of wine was passed around, and Jack Kerouac read his soon to be famous poem "Howl". The audience felt so emotional that they began shouting, a tradition that continues when the poem is read today.

I like beat poetry, especially Kerouac!

by makeitfunkay April 11, 2006

beat box

When a dude screws his girl while a buddy of his hides in the closet beat boxing and the couple does it to his rhythm.

Yo man. I was beat boxing this chick while my homie was doin a jack in the box}

by DC May 8, 2005