The sexiest man to ever live, and walk on this earth. He has perfect abs, and a huge ass dick. He sweeter than a starbucks frappucino, and more charming than prince charming himself. He's fantastic at sex, and he bangs you so hard you can't breathe.
by fattymclardass96 August 4, 2019
Get the Ethan Beachmug. A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.
by SpookyGhosteroni May 18, 2017
Get the Beached Whalemug. A phat ass bitch, can be seen at McDonald’s 7 times a day, when you see the bitch you will not mistake her for anything but a whale.
I was tryna go to McDonald’s and that damn beach whale in front of me ordered a Big Mac and a 50 piece McNugget. Had to wait a hour and a fuckin half on the bitch.
by Micro Cock Caso July 9, 2021
Get the Beach whalemug. BOOM BEACH COME WITH A PLAN OR LEAVE IN FRICKIN DEFEAT.
SENDS A BIG ARMY ME WITH A SNIPER LVL 1 SNIPER TOWER KILLS ALL THE ARMY
SENDS A BIG ARMY ME WITH A SNIPER LVL 1 SNIPER TOWER KILLS ALL THE ARMY
by cantcomeupacretivename October 10, 2021
Get the BOOM BEACHmug. by Poppers poppin June 18, 2019
Get the Beachmug. Shire boy 1 text: Lets go down the beach
Shire boy 2 text: Okay I will meet you there in 20 minutes. I am catching the train from Sutherland
Shire boy 2 text: Okay I will meet you there in 20 minutes. I am catching the train from Sutherland
by Junkie69420 October 10, 2021
Get the down the beachmug. by Billyjeanig12345 August 23, 2017
Get the beached whalemug.