Butt-post

When you accidentally post unintelligible status updates on social networks by involuntarily pressing buttons on your PDA or cell phone.

"WTF was that nonsense on Facebook man?"

"Damn...musta been another butt-post...I gotta stop carrying that Blackberry in my pocket!"

by johnebbad January 31, 2010

butt cig

when you put a cigarette in your buttcrack then give it to your friend.

We put the butt cigg in Ivy's swamp ass then gave it to Hanny and she smoked it without knowing,

by Tadoemyboi July 19, 2017

Butt Suckage

An unpleasant experience, place or event.

Trash, noise, pollution, and antisocial behavior are examples of butt suckage. The subjective experience of aversion to the environment, e.g., anxiety, nausea, anger and depression.

by hwcdesign March 2, 2010

butt-laid

butt-laid is a term derived from getting laid.. but only referring to butt sex.

I got butt-laid last night, it was amazing Johnny rammed my ass

by Notgetnbuttlaid June 12, 2010

Pistachio Butt

A woman’s butt that is so strong, she can use it to crack pistachios. Even the ones at Walmart that were probably packaged centuries ago.

Man- Darn, I want to crack my Walmart Pistachios!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!

by /weird February 12, 2019

Clock butt

A butt so fine you can tell time by looking at it.

Damn girl, show me that clock butt!
I need a clock butt to find out if i'm late for the meeting.

by etang600 November 17, 2018

butt bin

when a human rectum is used to dispose of semen

woodies bum was used a a "butt bin" haha he is so gay

by consolations December 21, 2013