a name short for alcohol, algae, arson, al dente, alfredo linguini, alonzo, aluminium and more.
a man with the name al is the horniest man of all. confessed to liking the taste of his boyfriend named Hyrum’s cum. not only does he vibe 24/7, he also tweets things like:
• “i love cake popping my pussy to cooking shows”
• “can transformers have boobs?”
• “take the couch, we still here”
• “ old man on crack bouta quarantine me more than the government”
(also lost his virginity in a church parking lost)
anyone named al is the best person ever, i recommend calling them right now and going and getting high in a field with them.
a man with the name al is the horniest man of all. confessed to liking the taste of his boyfriend named Hyrum’s cum. not only does he vibe 24/7, he also tweets things like:
• “i love cake popping my pussy to cooking shows”
• “can transformers have boobs?”
• “take the couch, we still here”
• “ old man on crack bouta quarantine me more than the government”
(also lost his virginity in a church parking lost)
anyone named al is the best person ever, i recommend calling them right now and going and getting high in a field with them.
Al: me and hyrum smoked in a fucking field and it was amazing
Max: HORNY MAN
Al: im gonna bury you straight up and down and make sure you are never found. i am not h o r n y. i am cool.
Max: HORNY MAN
Al: im gonna bury you straight up and down and make sure you are never found. i am not h o r n y. i am cool.
by catchmecrying April 12, 2020

Laylah Al Najar is a beautiful sexy stunning 16 year old girl who is short, tan and has black hair and dark black eyes that shell look at you will and can see your soul from how black they are. She is smart and talented and has a insta priv that you should follow.
by its lulu bitch May 22, 2019

The most feared terrorist in the Middle East of Melbourne. His arch-nemesis is Jim Watson, a VIC POL SOG Officer. He has an assistant, Francesco Shontelly. Al Shizaba is known for the attempted assassination of Geoff Collins, an Australian Government official, in 2019. The attempt failed because of an accidental discharge of Francesco Shontelly's weapon, which threw off Al Shizaba and alerted Jim Watson and the Victoria Police squad on the scene. Alex Ferguson, a Victoria Police Officer, was killed in the firefight between police and Al Shizaba's terrorist network. The fight ended when Francesco Shontelly accidentally detonated their explosive devices too early. It is unsure wether Al Shizaba is still alive.
by F.G. KOB June 1, 2022

Sukar Ma' Al-Diyik (سكر ماء الديك) is an Arabic Word Against The Guy who kums in ur lala.
It simply means Rooster Water Sugar. The Word itself sounds like an insult because you think it means Suck My Dick.
It simply means Rooster Water Sugar. The Word itself sounds like an insult because you think it means Suck My Dick.
Guy:HEY KUMALALA
Kumalala:Huh?
Guy:Sukar Ma' Al-Diyik!
Kumalala:UGH NOOOO IM DYING BECAUSE OF YOU!
Guy:Not My fault
Kumalala:Huh?
Guy:Sukar Ma' Al-Diyik!
Kumalala:UGH NOOOO IM DYING BECAUSE OF YOU!
Guy:Not My fault
by CentrisMonterey September 30, 2022

by TheBlueLeo April 17, 2019

Fashion Al is a beautiful girl whose basically Jesus. She’s smart and loving. She knows EVERYTHING. You can’t get anything past Fashion Al. She’s everything to me and to ANYONE. BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS HER. She has SEVERAL fan accounts on EACH social media platform. She’s super smart, she once again knows everything. She’s super perfect and amazing. You wish you were the super FAMOUS Fashion Al!
by fabmackenziebcwhynot June 17, 2018

Best girl in the whole azur lane verse, glory to the Sardegna Empire and to our splendid Ms. Steal yo lady
by RN Littorio Obsession August 31, 2024
