by erniemanzero and RagdeOnicro January 31, 2008
Get the Damp Woodmug. by Mrs Lampard June 30, 2004
Get the Tiger Woodsmug. A mysterious product of unknown origins invented by Strong Sad upon consumption of two heaping spoonfuls of Sanka in his orange juice.
by Smit December 16, 2003
Get the Wood davermug. Deer woods (deer - woodz)
Slang in southern parts of the U.S.A. for picking up women, specifically one night stands, multiple partners, gang bangs, or someone you wouldn't brag about to your friends, Etc..
Worded as such to hide the intent from wives/girlfriends.
Slang in southern parts of the U.S.A. for picking up women, specifically one night stands, multiple partners, gang bangs, or someone you wouldn't brag about to your friends, Etc..
Worded as such to hide the intent from wives/girlfriends.
"Hey, joe bob. Imma take a trip to the deer woods later on tonight, y'all wanna come too? I got beer money!"
"Sure as a horse shits in a hay loft, Jimmy-ray, let me just tell the wife I won't be needin' a plate tonight."
"Sure as a horse shits in a hay loft, Jimmy-ray, let me just tell the wife I won't be needin' a plate tonight."
by Amfdorp June 10, 2013
Get the Deer woodsmug. connor wood is a ugly ass shithead who thinks hes cool and he's not he's dating a prep and is lame asf he is very abusive and he harms females his dick is small asf
by Ssp_EXPOSERRRRRRRRRR123 April 22, 2019
Get the connor woodmug. One of the nicest guys you could know...
He takes you under his wing and never lets go, unless you asked him to.
He is a true mans man, more then average in every sense of the word.
The kind of guy that would die for his friends if he had to and has the biggest heart you could imagine, when he fights it can be the most sexiest thing you've ever seen, and when he's sad all you want to do is be at his side,
and when turned on correctly... can be a dream in bed.
Its all in the Bite Bite ;)
He takes you under his wing and never lets go, unless you asked him to.
He is a true mans man, more then average in every sense of the word.
The kind of guy that would die for his friends if he had to and has the biggest heart you could imagine, when he fights it can be the most sexiest thing you've ever seen, and when he's sad all you want to do is be at his side,
and when turned on correctly... can be a dream in bed.
Its all in the Bite Bite ;)
by xXJen92Xx November 30, 2010
Get the Micheal Woodmug. A Wood-Elf, in its natural environment, is found on a golf course. When teeing up his/her golf shot the Wood-Elf is known to swing violently at a golf ball resulting in either an extreme slice or hook. Generally, the resultant shot will end in the nearest wooded area. The Wood-Elf will then disappear, into said wooded area, and later emerg, magically, with many golf balls as if he or she was a leprechaun holding a pot of gold. The Wood-Elf is a formidable golfing opponent where regardless of the amount of balls launched into the woods his/her score will often result in either a Par, Birdie and on rare occasions an Eagle. The Wood-Elf is quick-witted and at times charming but resist the temptation to play the Wood-Elf for money. You will lose.
Known celebrity Wood-Elf: Andy Dick
Known celebrity Wood-Elf: Andy Dick
When scoring at the end of the hole a conversation may be as follows:
You: "Hey Wood-Elf, what did you end up with?"
Wood-Elf: "Par"
You: "How many times did you hit your ball into the woods?"
Wood-Elf: "Two or Three times."
You: "Wow that's amazing, how on earth did you end up with a par?"
Wood-Elf: "A Wood-Elf never reveals his secrets."
You: "Hey Wood-Elf, what did you end up with?"
Wood-Elf: "Par"
You: "How many times did you hit your ball into the woods?"
Wood-Elf: "Two or Three times."
You: "Wow that's amazing, how on earth did you end up with a par?"
Wood-Elf: "A Wood-Elf never reveals his secrets."
by 1MD December 19, 2011
Get the Wood-Elfmug.