textbook virgin

Someone who hadn't done 'it' but did everything else but
Barbara acts she's so above it, little miss Holier than Thou. But that textbook virgin gave BJs to 1/2 the team!!
by Goldelox March 27, 2018
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Absolute Virgin

Someone who would never in there life lose there virginity
I am esteban mcgraw the Absolute Virgin #vaginawhore #cringegod
by rna.bryan October 20, 2019
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kissless-virgin

A virgin that likely to stay a virgin and suffer little social interaction.
I was once a kissless-virgin, but now that I go out and talk to people, I'm just a regular virgin.
by thetakei January 01, 2016
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Mexican Virgin

Never married overly horny yet hard-core Catholic Mexican girl who remains unorthodox chaste on her wedding day.

Before marriage she is intensely horny but at the same time is a hard-core Catholic who is 100% committed to her faith. Normally grows up in small farm village where the immorality of Mexico City, Guadalajara or Monterrey does not exist. While growing up in said small village, heavily indoctrinated into Catholicism which includes staying chaste until after marriage.

In order to stay chaste but at the same time satisfy her urges, she will take it up the arse and in the mouth. Due to the lack of promiscuous girls in her village she has nearly ass/mouth fucked all the men in her village as she is the only puta around.

On her wedding her hymen is still intact.
Pedro: "Oye Juan, did you fuck Esmeralda en la panoche last night?"

Juan: "No Pedro, I only got a blow-job and fucked her in the culo, you know she is a Mexican Virgin."
by markemarkmark July 18, 2011
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Extra Virgin

A bisexual individual who has gotten nowhere with EITHER sex.
"Man, that one chick that moved in is totally bi, but doesn't seem to like being around anyone."
"Oh, yeah, she's extra virgin for sure."
by coolfoolroolz November 21, 2011
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virgin punk

A nonexistant mythological creature that may inhabit a location near you. Known to be very horny and desperate.
Eve never popped Adams cherry, causing him to stay a old virgin punk.
by Courtney February 22, 2005
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Virgin Bandit

Stealing many people's virginities.. In cars, on his dad's couch, and in the gastof parkinglot. If you'd like to get in touch with the virgin bandit, he often frequents the wooded areas and looks similar to bigfoot. Be careful you might catch the furry.. It's some pretty serious shit.
by FurryMan12 June 24, 2010
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