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the kirito class

Named after Kirito, the protagonist from the anime, "Sword Art Online," a fictional MMORPG that Kirito is trapped in throughout the first season of Sword Art Online.

The class in a Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game that is usually the first one listed and has the most evenly balanced stats. This class's main weapon will be a sword despite typically being in a world with fucking wizards and shit. Members of the class are seen as the MMORPG world's heroes, valiant and stout in their efforts to save everyone.

Which is why, in almost every single recorded example, this class is boring and plain as fuck. Anyone that picks them will be the most dull person in your party so don't even bother inviting them. It is a world of magic monsters and mach speed jet boosters and you choose to have A FUCKING SWORD? Jesus christ, mate.
xXxTheSupremeGamerxXx: "yeah broseph im a hunter in PSO2"

rationalHumanBeing: "ah dude you're fucking using the kirito class, you absolute beta"
by silenceinthelibrary June 11, 2021
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Spin class

I’m doing a spin class in my 350z later.
by grocbeast April 5, 2023
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class a bitch

The biggest bitch of the century. The highest rating of bitch
by Skittles_slayer August 9, 2021
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Flipping my class

1. To jerk yourself off
2. To choke your chicken
3. The act of causing yourself or another to ejaculate/come to fruition
Ben: Hey wuke, wanna flip my class
Wuke: sure man, I’m a faggot and I’m wuke. Get over here with your erect peener.
Ben: oh fuck yeah wuke that hits the spot. (Ben ejaculates in .4 seconds) Thanks for flipping my class
by WukePoopybutt114769 May 8, 2018
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literature class

The same fuckin class as English!!!! But you read. THATS FUCKIN IT!
You- “We have literature class next period

Me- “I am gonna end it!”
by Dimtiilwyadimtnicdadihtsidoye January 16, 2025
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All Ass, No Class

A phrase used to denote a girl with a large ass, who is either dressed trashy or doing trashy things. Typically used insultingly or condescendingly, though “all ass, no class” is undeniably attention getting.
Bro 1: Damn, look at her ass! You see that thing sticking out?!

Bro 2: Yeah, but look how trashy she dressed. She all ass, no class.

Bro 1: I don’t care about any of that - that ass is calling me!

Or...

Bro 1: Lisa’s too innocent for me. She’s always wearing sweaters when I see her. She just look like she no fun.

Bro 2: Bruh, you ain’t seen her dance though. She may act like a biblical librarian in the day, but all ass, no class on the dance floor at night.
by the Mad John Hess Man July 28, 2021
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coach class bitch

A low class gutterslut with numerous kids living off the government. Typically found at a shitty nail salon spending their child support checks.
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