Squirrel

the tiny thing your dog is freaking barking at

Omg... stop doggy its just a squirrel

by I'm here b*tch August 28, 2019

Squirrel

To randomly whip your penis out and show it to an innocent bystanders as if you were doing them a favor.

That stupid son of a biscuit just mooned me and topped it off with a squirrel.

by Jock in mike C February 05, 2018

Squirrels

Sorry

Squirrels, I forgot to reply to your message.

by Eyes89 November 02, 2021

Squirrel

A goofy person. Kinda mentally not ok, but who cares? They're a joy to be around, can be hyper, or like lowkey chill flirty kinda shit. Squirrels are a joy to be around, caring, and just full of love in their hearts. Find yourself a squirrel.

Person 1: I heard their name is squirrel.
Person 2: I heard it was just a nickname.
Person 1: eh, who cares. They're cool.

by gay_bitch_jasp<3 June 30, 2022

Squirrel

The little furry bastard that stole my FUCKING NUTS!

Person: Y u so mad

Me: That bastard squirrel stole my nuts again.

by WholesomeFUCKINchaos June 02, 2020

Squirrel

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SQUIRREL 👋👋

Squirrel: Squirrel Squirrel
Squirrel: Squirrel!!!!!!!

by A squirrel lover June 23, 2018

Squirrel

Someone just trying to catch a nut. Generally a homosexual.

Mmmhm look at that squirrel sashay down the street.

by Melvin S. March 02, 2017