Hog Warts

A sexually transmitted infection you catch from having unprotected sex with a really fat person.

Ryan: Yo Shawn! you totally won fattest fuck Friday!
Shawn: yeah but I didn't wear a rugger and she gave me Hog Warts!

by Huge_Hog_69 January 29, 2025

crankin my hog

When you rev ur strait piped screamin hog down the innerstate makin librols angry.

Ive gone 3 days without crankin my hog and im itchin

by ElvizP February 2, 2025

《¤》Hogging 《¤》

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Person 1: 《¤》Hogging 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

hot dog hog

They are similar to Big Backs, but they mostly/always eat hotdogs. Named after the WarioWare Inc. Microgame "Hot Dog Hog"

Synonyms:
Bratwurstschwein (lit. Bratwurst Pigs)

James: What are we gonna have for dinner?
James' Father: Hot Dogs
James: Bro, Stop being a Hot Dog Hog.

by mrbeast539275 February 20, 2025

Burtonsville Hog Hammer

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.

Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.

by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 26, 2025

Chumpy hog

A very large, heavy and girthy penis

Me: Does your dad have a Chumpy hog?
John: fuck yea!

by Chumpyhog09 March 8, 2025

Blush Hog

1. (Noun). An affectionate name for a penis, one of particularly hoggish nature that makes a willing recipient blush.

2. A member of a so named mountain bike gang located in Pit City, Michigan who only communicate in word associations and bird noises.

“Oh god, here come the blush hogs, I can hear one of them belch from a mile away. They’re always asking for a spare tube.”

by Ralph’s Italian Debbie May 24, 2023