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Cranking Hog

Masturbation, specifically for men.
Yo are you Cranking Hog or Filcking Bean?
by jodawg6 April 11, 2025
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hog

1. a greedy person.
2. a large motorcycle, in particular a Harley Davidson.
3. a young sheep before the first shearing.
4. keep or use all of (something) for oneself in an unfair or selfish way.
1. "Don't be such a hog; leave some cake for the others."
2. She revved the engine of her hog, the deep rumble echoing down the street.
3. The farmer carefully separated the hog from the older ewes.
4. "he never hogged the limelight"
by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025
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go whole hog

do something completely or thoroughly.
"George decided to go whole hog and join the Total Abstinence Society"
by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025
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Poo Hog Wokey

Someone who is stuck in their own chair because they’re too overweight and is too lazy to go to the toilet so they fester and fidgets and in their own shit.
Darren the fat bastard hasn’t gotten up from that chair in weeks he must be a Poo hog wokey.
by oopi April 22, 2025
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Rub hog

When you’re jacking off a guy and he’s yelling like a pig because of it.
So you didn’t sleep with him?

No because I was giving him a hand job and he wouldn’t stop moaning like a rub hog

Oh that’s fucked
by Shelbin399 April 27, 2025
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Hog Off

An event when men compare penis sizes
I.challenge you to a hog off
by World Class Organization May 14, 2025
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