your mom

your mom is an adopted women who thinks she is cool, she is a loser, she thinks she has tig bitties, her cuchy smells like fish

jimmy is your mom

by your mum definetion October 18, 2021

your mom

Your mom is the woman who gave birth to you and held you for 9 months in her womb.

Hey Ahmed! Who gave birth to you?
Me: Your mom

by yamooni January 24, 2022

Your mom

“Your mom” is an amazing way to get out of a conversation or if you don’t want to talk to someone.

Your mom, (runs away)

by Imarandomgooseeee September 1, 2022

Your Mom

Is an amazing and cool person (:

Your Mom is pretty cool

by Lucythekid May 13, 2019

YOUR mom

Your mom

Your mom is gay

by Eat my ass you fucking butch . November 11, 2018

Your mom

Your mom is who I am fucking every night so watch out because u will have a child in nine months

Your mom is one to fuck.

by James 12345678910111213141516 September 15, 2023

Your mom

A common joke defining the communist who lives in every childs home (unless your adopted.)
She normaly is considered fat, ugly, or stupid in such jokes.

Guy 1: Yo how long until we go home?
Guy 2: Your Mom!
(It doesnt make sense.)

by HeyVsause February 20, 2019