asshole flower

When her asshole is really hairy

Damn she has a big asshole flower

by Scratchy asshole January 26, 2016

donkey asshole

something to rape

Person 1: Should we penetrate that donkey asshole?
Person 2: no, we should rape it
Person 3: Will our kids be centaurs?
Person 2: yes
Everyone: Cheers with happiness and joy because the get to rape a donkey asshole

by Donkey fucker 69 March 4, 2022

crunchy asshole

A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.

You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.

by angryelephant March 5, 2019

concrete asshole

A Russian expression for a person who can handle stress and conflict. To understand this, think about the negative: someone who can't handle conflict and gets the shits when in difficult situations.

Karen totally faced her boss in the meeting today. He is a notorious bully, but she has a concrete asshole.

by sr10 June 12, 2018

Lollipop Asshole

A girl that has such a beautiful asshole that you would stick a lollipop in it and then take it out and suck on it.

That girl in the thong has a lollipop asshole.

by Jacker Smacker June 19, 2018

21 assholes

When someone has really bad body odor or after that person goes to use a restroom the smell is unbearable.

When someone just came out of a single room restroom after taking a long shit and immediately another person goes in there and screams and comes back out holding there breath and says "Man it smells like 21 assholes in there"

by Mejo December 16, 2014

senior assholitis

The affliction known to strike high school seniors. Symptoms include utter lack of respect for anyone, inflated self-worth, and laziness. Prone to emotional outbursts, especially when confronted with a problem due to their own actions (or inaction)...

Father: What's her problem?!
Mother: Senior assholitis has hit.

by Hwood73 February 18, 2015