How i met your mother

the biggest cock tease show of all time

Jared: OMG did you see How i met your mother last night? SOO good, we almost found out who the mother was.!!!!

Nick: No its such a cock tease, i have a life

by Steven Lei May 25, 2010

let me stand next to your fire

The phrase is taken from the Jimi Hendrixx song 'Let me stand next to your fire.' In this case, 'fire' refers to a joint or a blunt, and by saying 'let me stand next to your fire', you are asking to get a hit of what they are smoking.

(To a person smoking a blunt, or joint.)
"Hey Joe, let me stand next to your fire."

by Jim Rhodes February 14, 2008

Do You Want Salt On Your Crumpet

The act of ejaculating over a females vagina

I can't believe you even had the courage to ask her 'Do you want salt on your crumpet'

by Rebecca Haw February 23, 2010

Get your knee off my neck

The plea to get off and let one rise to their potential.

I can be all I can be if you " Get your knee off my neck "!

by Ronny James June 6, 2020

national suck your boyfriends dick day

the 24th June 2021 is national suck your boyfriends dick day!

person 1: are you busy today babe
person 2: yeah im going out with a friend

person 1: aww but today is national suck your boyfriends dick day

by joshhyboi June 21, 2021

your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower

The expression of which your ass is grass comes from if you hear this you better get out of town because you're likely to get shot hung or end up with your head on a stick

Idiot1: oh dude I am so dead
Idiot2: yep that's quite a bit of a fender bender there
- idiot1 gets home-
Idiot1's roommate: heard you my moped just want you to know ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Idiot1:* shit himself*

And that my assholes is how the term:
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Turned into: your ass is grass

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 June 26, 2018

tell your asshole to suck my dick

Commanding a man/woman to allow an assfucking to take place!
Requesting Anal sex in a demanding form to another human being!
A punking between two mates/bros/friends!

(RingRing) hey whats going good wit it! Fuck you homie tell ur asshole to suck my dick!

Excuse me sir may I ask you a question... yes..yes you can...could you kindly tell your asshole to suck my dick!

by Nedly "NED" Nerdstrom April 14, 2008