Family Man

(Slang) A man belonging to a crime family, typically mafia, cartel, syndicate, or yakuza.

Man: You can't be doing business here.

Thug: What? You a family man?

Man: Yeah, and we don't take kindly to punks encroaching on our turf.

by Huubs January 17, 2021

lonely mans wrist

Lonely mans wrist is the equivalent of Carpal Tunnel but for when a man masturbates too much. Often achieved after excessive clicking on porn sites or from the dirty act itself.

Guy 1: Hey man why are you wearing a wrist brace?

Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.

Guy 1: you better Ice that man.

by Punky Jewster April 11, 2014

Your House Man

A man who comes to your house and stands outside your house.

“Hey bill there’s a man outside our house.”
“OH NO THE YOUR HOUSE MAN JDJFJDJDFJFJFJFUFJRJ”

by My House Man March 16, 2020

Penis-man

A Penis-man is Neimantas

ohh look there is Penis-man

by Neimantas-gaydis September 30, 2020

chi chi man

ah batty boy (gay/homosexual nigga)

"Bun dem chi chi man"

by liam0918 January 21, 2023

One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.

Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.

by inagadadavida November 10, 2012

Carrot Man

A figment of your imagine even though its real

“Rin we just saw Carrot Man?”
“I fucking hate you”

by Regurk April 16, 2021