I wanna die

FUUUUUUCK i just hate everyone :)

person 1: I wanna die

me: ok, just fucking do it

not really fucking kill yourself it just a fucked up joke

by reev54:) January 27, 2023

can I make a word in the urban dictionary

yes you can

can I make a word in the urban dictionary yes you can

by Julian D is best ™ January 27, 2023

I fucked your mom

What your dad did

What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom

by A_Bum January 27, 2023

oh no, i am a missile!

GPS shutdown technology when 60,000 feet or 1200mph

Tom Scott: "Oh no, I am a missile!"

by Muwqasdictionary January 28, 2023

I plead the Santos

Being protected from accusations because you can tell big whopper lies

If you feel that you are being challenged on your truthfulness just say that "I plead the Santos". This means your latest lies will protect you for another week or two .

by Laughs Along With Humans January 28, 2023

I-Ronnie

/ˈīrənnē/-Noun
When someone’s behavior or entire existence seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

“That overzealous and demanding cleaning lady left a huge mess in the office for everyone else to clean up!” She’s such an
“I-Ronnie”.

When a homosexual maintains a heterosexual lifestyle, beard and all. They are an I-Ronnie. And vise versa.

by Drusilla Feminum January 29, 2023

“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023