Ass blood wings

When your ass hole is so blown out it flaps like a bats wings and is very vascular and appears

bloody/leacky and wet

That dudes got ass blood wings... awesome

by Roughneck793 May 22, 2021

Alien Ass Salve

a preparation useful for the treatment of butthurt, usually required after having one's feelings hurt in various forums. Often needed when forum poster is also making a glass swan.

People who frequent political forums often find themselves in need of alien ass salve after losing arguments and/or being shown up as total asshats.

by Meanie393 June 13, 2009

Beautiful ass girl

Halen Mathis

I love you beautiful ass girl

by Ddddddssss January 25, 2020

A whole ass pantry

definition : whenever you see a group of guys who look like snacks.

. Sentence:” Woah it’s a whole ass pantry in here!!!Look at all those snacks!”

by hermantømmeraas_is_hot January 30, 2019

Fail Ass Friend

A Fail Ass Friend (FAF) is someone who proclaims to be your friend or who you are friends with and always fails at everything that can help you out.

Yo, you coming to my birthday party?
No man I cant come I have to do something that night...
Man you a fail ass friend...

by Hack.A.Droid March 14, 2011

snake ass nigger

A person who is shady and secretive. Often a girl who is bouncing around and leads guys on. Most girls named Kelly happen to fall under this category.

Person One: Did you hear about Kelly leaking Ty's nudes?
Person Two: Yeah! she is such a snake ass nigger!

by Balinshariv June 7, 2016

Ass Pulling Literature

Also known as Advanced Procrastination Literature or AP Lit. for short, is a high school class for "gifted" seniors who are supposedly extremely intelligent. In reality, these students have simply mastered the art of Bull-Shitting their way through English for the last 3-5 years of their lives. They just pull ideas out of their ass and write a fancily worded essay the night before and get A's on everything.

Giorgio: Oh my gosh Adam! How do you have an A in Advanced Placement Literature
Adam: It is actually called Ass Pulling Literature, I just wrote this essay that I got a 100% on last night
Vanessa: Me Too! These ideas came straight out of my asshole!

by barisaxy11 October 20, 2013