by Hbdeclan May 23, 2016
Get the the big queefmug. When yer ma goes to an Ann Summers party and hides a sassidge roll in 'er doot and sez she hid it in 'er handbeg while calling ye a durty cunt.
"Yer ma did a Dirty Big Martine. Know where she did this sassidge roll?"
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "
by Glen Madley, cum thirsty cock May 19, 2021
Get the Dirty Big Martinemug. When someone does something that an individual likes or a favor. This can also be used when an individual does something someone doesn't like.
'They did they big one" << Or he or she "He did his big one" " She did her big one" "You did yo big one" "Did yo big one" "They didn't do they big one"
"She done did her big one turning in my work" "He done did his big one with that outfit" "Did yo big one with that"
"She done did her big one turning in my work" "He done did his big one with that outfit" "Did yo big one with that"
by Qenu0 October 4, 2023
Get the Did yo big onemug. by BIG WIDEX| February 9, 2021
Get the BIG WINDEXmug. Big Bad Brad (noun): A lumbering, sub-human brute with a bulbous frame and an unnaturally wide base. His thick, fat, calloused hooves are often crammed into women’s footwear. His face, a big, dumb, perfectly round slab of confusion, sits atop his hairy mass, though his scalp remains curiously barren. He speaks in a slow, monotone drawl, as if each word is a struggle against his own stupidity.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Jimmy: Big Bad Brad showed up late again, wheezing like he ran a marathon wearing those damn women’s shoes.
Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.
Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?
Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.
Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?
Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
by Dwaggerbomb March 11, 2025
Get the Big Bad Bradmug. The act of penetrating ones anus with your penis but swiftly switching it to your full fist therefore going from little to big in her/his anus
by Lil_big_fister420_67_R34 June 1, 2025
Get the Lil Big Fistmug. The larger your penis the more bragging rights you have about your size, however, most woman cant handle large dick, therefore less women who will have sex with you. there is a goldilocks zone where both conditions can occur but it is a slim margin.
by please enter your username September 28, 2022
Get the The big dick paradoxmug.