wizambonculus 

When an extremely krazy kool kevent happens, and gives every small penis man a medium size penis, whilst summoning Negroids to Scotland.

Person 1: "Woah man, a krazy kool kevent just happened and i got a medium sized penis, whilst summoning Negroids to Scotland ".
Person 2: "Woah man, that's wizambonculus"

wizambonculus by nick_thegreek April 13, 2024

Wigar 

Internet Chat / Short for “When I’m Good And Ready”

Father: “Hey, don’t forget to take out the garbage and recycling.”
Teenager (playing a video game): “Wigar”
Father: No, do it now.

Wigar by The Blue Quasar July 4, 2025

Darke Wyzard 

One of the most powerful Guthixians to date. Unlike most Guthixians, he is cool, is easy to talk to, and earns millions. Like most Guthixians, has a vast knowledge of the world. However, this man is a silent killer, will attack without warning, slaying anything to cross his wrath.

God, 101pk3er101 just did a total darke wyzard, he acted cool, then as soon as we got into wildy, he pked me!

Darke Wyzard by Give You Three Guesses December 28, 2007

Piss Wizzard 

One who can consume large quantities of alchohol but still remain lucid

Gazza: timmo's the Piss Wizzard in the group hes a slab deep and could still fool the bouncer

Piss Wizzard by PissMagic December 8, 2017

Wake wazar

Formally Blake Nazar but now wake wazar

Damn would you like a wake wazar for dinner?

Wake wazar by LOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! December 26, 2019

The Whizard 

A sex act involving the creative use of Cheese Whiz.

One participant injects canned Cheese Whiz into the other’s anus. The injected participant then squats over their partner and expels the product into their open mouth.

Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from my cooking class! She gave me The Whizard.

The Whizard by Turbo Chode May 4, 2020

tha wizahd

Super awesome guy usually seen purveying magickal goods and services.

“Tha Wizahd sent me on a trip”

tha wizahd by ThaWizahd July 22, 2022