Windows

A Bedroom game often played before a session of Dutch oven.
This definition has no relationship to Microsoft Windows(c)(t)(r), often described by persons who are new to computing as a computer operating system.
The male inserts all four fingers into his aroused partners vagina till completly covered in vaginal fluid. He then withdraws the hand and extends his fingers. If he does this without the transperant film of fluid breaking between all four fingers he has made 'windows'.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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Technological Window Shopper

Someone that shops online for stuff they can't have.
Angela shops online all the time, she's such a technological window shopper.
by Chopperhead March 11, 2008
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windows media player

Stupid program that will play DVD's for some people but not for others. Completely illogical and impossible to use. Really pointless
"why the hell won't Windows media player play this DVD? It worked on my computer but not on this one."
by ihateu January 16, 2005
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Mr. Brown is at the window

To have the Turtle's Head, to be Touching Cloth. An emergency situation involving Mr. Brown
Oh Jesus! Mr. Brown is at the window, excuse me a minute whilst I see him off.
by Baron Of Stuff November 06, 2007
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Windows Media Connect

Windows Media Connect itself is one of the most horribly engineered programs in existence today. It is imposible to get it to run correctly even if you follow the instructions TO THE LETTER. If by some act of God you have gotten this program to work flawlessly, you must be burned at the stake for being a Witch.
omg ALL i wanted was to SHARE my MEDIA!!
(puts gun to head)
Burn in HELL Windows Media Connect!
(BAM!)
by Ryan Paul Brooks March 18, 2007
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we have a window

The brief time you have to have sex when your kids are away
Hay babe we have a window
by Wow they’re reading this April 27, 2022
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bootleg windows 7

A fake copy of windows 7 downloaded from a torrent website. Usually comes with security loop holes and hidden viruses thats undetectable with anti-virus programs.
I downloaded a free copy of a bootleg windows 7 but I know there is a virus hidden some where in it but I don't feel like doing anything about it.
by DoomTHREE-d April 17, 2010
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