Skip to main content

cival war

Rallying tantrum of low-information Americans engaging in the most American sport: yelling at the TV while clutching ridiculously overpowered firearms in their tiny fists.

Multiple exclamation marks and misspellings indicate higher patriotism.
I will be buying an AR-15 tomorrow, because if you impeach MY PRESIDENT this way, YOU WILL HAVE ANOTHER CIVAL WAR!!! #MAGA2020

--Rob Drake, Major League Umpire, via Twitter. October 22, 2019
by Miles Purrower October 26, 2019
mugGet the cival war mug.

Watermelon War

A war caused by a American guy stealing a watermelon in panama (not really a war but a riot)
by BruhEmperor April 29, 2020
mugGet the Watermelon War mug.

thumbie war

A name Philadelphians give to the game commonly known as "Thumb War". In Philly, a "Thumb War" is a game where two or more people take turns jabbing each other in the eye with their thumbs. The winner is determined by the amount of mucus on their thumb.
Jimmy was shocked when he challenged Damon to a Thumb War and Damon quickly thrust his thumb into his eye. Damon explained that only weak people play Thumbie War.
by twothumbsup November 27, 2010
mugGet the thumbie war mug.

Micronational War

A Micronational War Is when a Micronation Declares war on a other Micronation, Micronational War is not deadly, It's like a nerf war, But with airsoft at times (Usually airsoft) Actual rifles may be owned by a micronational owner but they wont use it, Cus It's not very legal to shoot someone, INFACT IT IS VERY ILLEGAL to shoot someone, Don't do that.
OI IMA DECLARE Micronational War ON YA!
mugGet the Micronational War mug.

When there is a war

Something Trump won't pay attention to because of his "TWEETING"
Mr.Trump, I... " Not now, I'm tweeting!" But when there is a war!... " What did i just say!"
by iLik3B4tMan March 24, 2017
mugGet the When there is a war mug.

Wildfire War

A flame war but has over 150 comments
Person 1: Did you hear about that flame war? The one with over 150 flame comments?

Person 2: You mean Wildfire War 9?
by Beans On Butter December 20, 2019
mugGet the Wildfire War mug.

war swan

war swan is used to describe a very handsome and awesome dude who gets all the women and is very popular and handsome and funny and awesome
i am very cool and funny and handsome
ok war swan
by war swan April 16, 2022
mugGet the war swan mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email