boston waffle

When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITHOUT PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttox to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.

That guy gave one hell of a Boston Waffle to that bitch!

by ColdShadow April 30, 2016

waffle dick

a dick that has been squished in a waffle iron for more pleasurable sex

"Dude I just did a waffle dick so hard last night"

by dickwaffler December 16, 2016

waffle butting

the act of a prisoner in jail pushing his/her butt against the fence so that the male on the other side can have sex with him/her and the imprint of the fence is left on their butt looking like a waffle.

how did your day go in the yard today deebo?

"good...me and one of the girls from the sister prison had a good waffle butting session."

by moosenuk February 22, 2009

making waffles

when you tell our freinds your going to do something but really your rubbing one out

evan-"hey jason im going to be making waffles. jason-"ok" .....30 minuts later evan-"ya i was beating off"

by jason meehan November 3, 2009

banana waffles

just normal waffles served with bananas and cream, its great for breakfast, lunch or tea

emma: id love some banana waffles
scott: god damn so would I!

by scottimus June 18, 2006

Waffle Batter

During oral inter coarse, when a male ejaculates into a females mouth then she throws up and spits it out then sucks it up and swishes it around in her mouth then swallows it. The fluid created is waffle batter.

My girlfriend made that waffle batter last night. It was pretty nasty but she kept sucking it back up!

by Big baller 2000 January 18, 2016

Haunted Waffle

To have vaginal sex. Simple, yes? Well, after about 6 pumps (being the male of course), you shove 4 sticks of dynamite up the woman's vagina. You threated to light them unless given what you want. You then force her on to the roof of a semi, and staple her feet to it while she is standing up. Next, you drive down the highway at approximately 75mph and drive under a bridge that is indeed taller than your semi, but shorter than your semi plus the woman. After the bridge, you insert your ballsack into her decapitated head and wear it around town. You will most likely end up starting a new trend, so you might as well love it now, for in a few months, all the new hipsters will be doing the same thing.

***NOTE: The female population may see a drastic drop.

Hipster: I liked Haunted Waffles before they were mainstream.

by Woobiefuck May 20, 2011