1. A fat person whose thumbs are abnormally bloated and chunky.
2. One whose thumbs have become large and muscular from frequent thumb wrestling or text messaging.
2. One whose thumbs have become large and muscular from frequent thumb wrestling or text messaging.
1. When that porker over there grabbed my arm, I could feel her thunder thumbs crushing my bones. Oh the humanity!
2. Yeah, just try to beat Old Thunder Thumbs over there in a Thumb Wrestle. Just don't come crying to me when he breaks it! He'll lay the Opposable Smack Down on you!
2. Yeah, just try to beat Old Thunder Thumbs over there in a Thumb Wrestle. Just don't come crying to me when he breaks it! He'll lay the Opposable Smack Down on you!
by A Fizzle Dizzle August 20, 2008
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The process in which you strike or hit ones head with your "Uncle Freddy" (weirdest neck name I have ever heard given ones genitalia) to gain ones attention. upon gaining attention you shove your Uncle Freddy in and/or around the mouth of the victim.
Brian: Hey Chris I guess what?
Chris: What?
Brian: last night was great
Chris: Why?
Brian: I thunder struck Susan's fat ass while Cortney watched, it was Awesome!!
Chris: What did Rod think?
Chris: What?
Brian: last night was great
Chris: Why?
Brian: I thunder struck Susan's fat ass while Cortney watched, it was Awesome!!
Chris: What did Rod think?
by fhiuweewio November 11, 2009
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Get the thunder thighs mug.To purposely drain your teammate's health so they will be killed by an opponent more easily.
Most often associated with a team slayer game type in Halo 3.
Most often associated with a team slayer game type in Halo 3.
"Dude, I just got the most epic tenderize on Skarth with this power drain!"
Player 1: "WTF dude, I died so easily."
Player 2: "lol I was tenderizing you"
"lol stop tenderizing me so we can win"
Player 1: "WTF dude, I died so easily."
Player 2: "lol I was tenderizing you"
"lol stop tenderizing me so we can win"
by ArdeGT February 23, 2008
Get the Tenderize mug.When you're fucking a girl missionary style and her *Panel is flying back and forth creating a clapping sound.
"When I was with her over the weekend, I heard some loud noise. She was Thunder Clapping the whole time when I was fucking her"
by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006
Get the Thunder Clap mug.When a girl is giving you head and you relize you are about to bust, you don't tell her, you just let it flow and when her mouth is nice and full, give a nice jab in the throat forcing her to swallow.
by Anonymous March 27, 2003
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