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cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
by coolyourtools September 8, 2016
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Tool

Billy used his tool to show his mother a good time
by Chauvinisticbastard August 27, 2023
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bobby with da tool

Bobby with the tool aka Young Bobby aka Bobby Shmurda is the revulutionary rapper that made the iconic album 'Shmurdaville' and went 50 times platinum. Young Bobby was also sent to jail for unfair reasons and he will most likely be released in 2023.
Guy 1: Yo, who's yo favorite rapper?
Guy 2: Psshhh, that's easy. It's ma nigga Bobby wih da tool
Guy 1: Nigga why doe?
Guy: 2 Cause he be sliding over cars while he shoot, he thinks that he's Tom Cruise
Guy 1: *Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise*
Both guys: But bitch he BOBBY WITH DA TOOL
by Thatniggacrazy December 5, 2017
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tool

A person who is a complete loser in all ways. Has no idea what he is doing and is most likely at art schools smoking up some hootch with kids named Tippayachat.
Someone with the name Gavin or Calvin is really a tool. Especially if there last names happens to sound like a geometrical vocabulary word.
by ohsolovely April 2, 2009
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Tool

A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is alwasys making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool is useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, ect.
Someone like David Yoon at La Canada High School. Also known on twitter as @therealdavidyoon. or always called "the tool".
by Everyone at La Canada November 12, 2013
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tool

From the word hoe,a male or female who is looked down apon by others for being known as easy, slutty, whoreish. Someone who is used just for hook ups.
"Ew he's such a tool, they hooked up he didnt even know her name"
by goshgrly_xo April 10, 2006
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Tool

verb ("to tool"): getting work done or being productive in general (originally hacker slang, likely from MIT)
sorry man, gonna have to punt our plans tonight, if I don't lock in and tool tonight I'm gonna fail physics

"dude, are you hung over? was the party that good?" "nah man I was stuck tooling all night"
by fjjt August 11, 2025
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