Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

Tony

Copemaster, the master of coping

"Vittu toi Turkki Tony lähti copee taas nii lujaa"
"Blimey mate that Tony started coping like no tomorrow"

by AntinSementti September 19, 2022

Tony

A man who is a whore and loves to cheat on their gfs. Their soulmate is a girl who is named Dianne D. They aren't Mexican but look Mexican. He likes off brand asian girls. He try to find Dianne his true one love, soulmate in everyone.

TONY: Dianne I cheated on you because I love you so much I had too I just missed you.
DIANNE:...

by soapysausageducky April 23, 2023

Tony Jiminez

Amazing, funny, extremely flirtatious, nice, perfect body, almost always in a good mood. Tony is the best boyfriend. He is very attractive to all girls. Tony's are good at cheering people up and making them feel better. A Tony is confusing at some points. He will tell you he loves you, and then go to flirt with someone else. You will never find anyone who cares about you more, though.

Damn, that guy is amazing. He know's just what to say!" "What's his name?!" "Tony Jiminez." "I KNEW it. No wonder he sounds so perfect.

by Undisclosed Desire December 26, 2010

Tony

The best stripper. Hot, its sweaty. Always wet, not afraid to speedily cum in the hole. Big man, little fears. Seduces teenagers. Kind and compassionate. Solves all your problems. If you find a Tony, never release him.

"Oh no, Tony is gonna nonce us AGAIN"

by Shankyboy March 23, 2020

Dirty Tony

A middle aged man who spends his weekends cycling through the woods dressed in a santa suit.
Usually found in groups, the Tony's take great pleasure in public defecation.

See those santa's taking a shit in the woods over there?
What a bunch of dirty Tony's

by Spectrum dweller December 15, 2023