meat robot

Subordinate or underling who performs simple tasks according to strict instructions. They are not allowed to think or make decisions. They are typically created by a micro-managing hierarchy.

The VP of services has turned everyone in that department into a meat robot.

by Buck Macho June 20, 2016

Meat Heads

They're not the most approachable people. When you're a newbie the last thing you need is a meat head who continuously stares at you as you move from one machine to the other. It's like a scene from Prison break,when an inmate is holding his belongings and his taking that intimidating walk to his cell accompanied by Prison guards and the old heads death stare him waiting to claim him as their bitch. Meat heads intimidate you and they wait for you to do the wrong thing before they scream at you as loud as they could 'DON'T DO THAT' or 'YOUR FORM IS TERRIBLE' or

'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING', they laugh at you and shake their heads in disbelief. Meat heads are the reason why you ditch your membership.

Meat Heads think they know it all.

by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017

meat platter

a picture or video of 1 or more hot and scantily clad person(s) on the internet. Usually a chick or female, but can also be a male or a hot lady with a penis.

1. Damn! that chick on that world star hip hop dancing to Big Sean A$$ song is a meat platter.

2. OMG Kyle! You can't have that meat platter all up on your monitor at work!

by tipthecosmic October 7, 2012

splitting the meat

when a woman spreads her vulva open

mandy spread her gammon wide open
craig was splitting the meat

by arthur boruc July 10, 2009

Tit meat

The excess meat from an ill-fitting bra.

Her bra was two sizes too small and her tits were two sizes too big so her tit meat was overflowing .

by Tone dead titties March 11, 2018

meat cute

when you find a new burger place that you immediately know you'll develop a long-lasting relationship with

"I just had the best burger of my life last night...it was a real meat cute!"

by KillaHertz Burpz November 18, 2021

meat muffins

The pillowy clit bumbers on either side of a females vajayjay.

If it wasn't for her extra fluffy meat muffins, my pelvic bone would be fractured.

by Outlaw Redneck May 9, 2018