squirreling

Nutting really deep into someone.

Bro, I was squirreling all up in her last night.

by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai July 2, 2019

squirrel tricking

Act of injuring oneself while having sex.

Bob had a bad limp, possible caused by squirrel tricking that nasty broad last night.

by Machetebill December 8, 2013

Squirrel Vernacular

Adorable onomatopoeia. Seriously, does everything have to be gross or offensive?

He spoke French - such an ugly language. She spake in the Squirrel Vernacular. Adorable.

by HiFalootin November 8, 2011

Squirrel feeder

1) A pine cone dipped in peanut butter, rolled in Cheerios and hung from a tree or porch to feed squirrels.

2) Sexual act involving breakfast cereal, in which peanut butter is smeared on a vagina, and then it's rolled in Cheerios. For full effect, display spread eagle on front or back porch, or underneath a tree where squirrels are often seen.

(Lesbians should use Fruit Loops instead of Cheerios.)

Environmentally conscious boyfriend: Yeah, we wanted to do our part to help the wildlife, so after we fucked I turned her pussy into a squirrel feeder.

by Hippiechick May 13, 2013

Jarrod Squirrel Incident

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.

Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!

by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024

squirrel

a person who only contributes to a groupme and not a real life conversation.

person 1: who is that girl in the corner?
person 2: oh, that's the group squirrel. she doesn't talk in real life, only online.

by lord of the bananas April 21, 2015

Skin Squirrel

1. A lesser man. One who is lanky and/or uncoordinated. One who is lazy or generally disliked. 2. A term of "endearment" among friends.

Look at that dude, what a skin squirrel. Whatever, you skin squirrel.

by Gustavo65 June 2, 2008