the soft meat

When your dick isn't hard.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.

by LongSlong69 July 2, 2014

luncheon meat

a big, sloppy pussy

Steve said he pulled down her pants and it looked like luncheon meat.

by Bubs 12 January 18, 2009

meat muffins

The pillowy clit bumbers on either side of a females vajayjay.

If it wasn't for her extra fluffy meat muffins, my pelvic bone would be fractured.

by Outlaw Redneck May 9, 2018

yeet the meat

When someone should perform a-milking gesture to a man's oversized genitals.

"Ched come here and yeet the meat"

"Did you hear Ched yeeted Bradley's meat?"

by mikedoffhamn November 20, 2020

Packing the Meat

Slang term for Masturbation.

Tom: Hey Justin what are you doing this friday?

Justin: I ussually have a date for friday but i dont this week. So I guess I'm Packing the Meat friday night.

Tom: Have fun.

Justin: Ohhh I will.

by Pack the meat everyday! August 21, 2009

meat cute

when you find a new burger place that you immediately know you'll develop a long-lasting relationship with

"I just had the best burger of my life last night...it was a real meat cute!"

by KillaHertz Burpz November 18, 2021

meat platter

a picture or video of 1 or more hot and scantily clad person(s) on the internet. Usually a chick or female, but can also be a male or a hot lady with a penis.

1. Damn! that chick on that world star hip hop dancing to Big Sean A$$ song is a meat platter.

2. OMG Kyle! You can't have that meat platter all up on your monitor at work!

by tipthecosmic October 7, 2012