dave and jack

gay crayon men

henry the homophobic walks in on dave and jackthe crayon men having sex with crayons

by skullshocker June 8, 2022

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Male Domestic Short Hair Mix Cat

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

by Dave The Magical Cheese August 5, 2024

Fort Dave

To smell like shrek’s swamp mixed with a gallon of sweat.

Wow, I can’t believe how bad he smells! He smells like a Fort Dave.

by Fort Dave June 1, 2018

Dave

Dave is a kpop stan. Also,he loves watching kdrama, cdrama, name it lol. But he's a silent guy. You have to think twice first before you mess with him or else he'll get rid of you by just looking at you with an evilish eye.🙀

Me: Hi Dave , you're watching kpop again
Him: *ignores u*

by sweet_tur_crow2004 August 14, 2021

Dave-like

Small as fuck

I can’t believe how Dave-like I have become doing so much cardio.

by Themostundave August 30, 2018

Dave's Law

The phenomenon that occurs when an individual is carrying many things in their arms but frees up one hand to reach for their keys. Dave's Law says that the keys will always be in the pocket opposite to the free hand.

"Thanks to Dave's Law, I need to set everything down to get my keys."
"Curse you Dave!!!"

by A regular Dave March 15, 2022

dave George

Stud. Plain and simple. Dude is packing some major meat.

I wish my man was a Dave George.

by Frank Spalzich November 30, 2021