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dave and jack

henry the homophobic walks in on dave and jackthe crayon men having sex with crayons
by skullshocker June 8, 2022
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Fort Dave

To smell like shrek’s swamp mixed with a gallon of sweat.
Wow, I can’t believe how bad he smells! He smells like a Fort Dave.
by Fort Dave June 1, 2018
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Dave

Dave is a kpop stan. Also,he loves watching kdrama, cdrama, name it lol. But he's a silent guy. You have to think twice first before you mess with him or else he'll get rid of you by just looking at you with an evilish eye.🙀
Me: Hi Dave , you're watching kpop again
Him: *ignores u*
by sweet_tur_crow2004 August 14, 2021
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Dave-like

I can’t believe how Dave-like I have become doing so much cardio.
by Themostundave August 30, 2018
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Dave's Law

The phenomenon that occurs when an individual is carrying many things in their arms but frees up one hand to reach for their keys. Dave's Law says that the keys will always be in the pocket opposite to the free hand.
"Thanks to Dave's Law, I need to set everything down to get my keys."
"Curse you Dave!!!"
by A regular Dave March 15, 2022
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dave George

Stud. Plain and simple. Dude is packing some major meat.
I wish my man was a Dave George.
by Frank Spalzich November 30, 2021
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