winkie waffle

A feminine hygiene pad

The bathroom wastebasket was filled up with winkie waffles

by funkusmungus May 7, 2011

Haunted Waffle

To have vaginal sex. Simple, yes? Well, after about 6 pumps (being the male of course), you shove 4 sticks of dynamite up the woman's vagina. You threated to light them unless given what you want. You then force her on to the roof of a semi, and staple her feet to it while she is standing up. Next, you drive down the highway at approximately 75mph and drive under a bridge that is indeed taller than your semi, but shorter than your semi plus the woman. After the bridge, you insert your ballsack into her decapitated head and wear it around town. You will most likely end up starting a new trend, so you might as well love it now, for in a few months, all the new hipsters will be doing the same thing.

***NOTE: The female population may see a drastic drop.

Hipster: I liked Haunted Waffles before they were mainstream.

by Woobiefuck May 20, 2011

Waffle Mayo!

A way of saying ROFLMAO so that you don't sound like a facebook junkie.

Chris: Everyone laughed when I got a boner in P.E. today

Jack: Waffle Mayo!!!

by Waffle Mayo! October 23, 2010

Waffle Nonsense

The language used largely by Caithness Folks but also used outside of the county. Generally gets stronger after large amounts of alcohol but can be heard used by sober people also. It is usally most prevelant on Friday and Saturday nights and can sometimes be confused with Rapid Chat.....

Waffle Nonsense is not malicious it is basically what it says on the tin!!

"Honestly How often is it the weekend?" = pain old waffle nonsense

"And then a deer jumped into the car so i jump oot and grap it in a head lock and pummeled the bugger! He'll no be trying to get a free lift from me again!" = Hero Waffle Nonsense

So then i couldnae stop laughing....why am i laughing.....please stop me laughing.....what was i talking about again.........AMSTERDAM! - Pure Waffle Nonsense!!

by Total Spacer May 24, 2010

banana waffles

just normal waffles served with bananas and cream, its great for breakfast, lunch or tea

emma: id love some banana waffles
scott: god damn so would I!

by scottimus June 18, 2006

waffle butting

the act of a prisoner in jail pushing his/her butt against the fence so that the male on the other side can have sex with him/her and the imprint of the fence is left on their butt looking like a waffle.

how did your day go in the yard today deebo?

"good...me and one of the girls from the sister prison had a good waffle butting session."

by moosenuk February 22, 2009

waffle around

to be indecisive. Can't make up mind.

Jenny first said she wanted to go to Denny's then changed her mind to IHOP. I told that bitch "You waffle around too much. Make up your fucking mind you stupid cunt!"

by Dj Diddle April 23, 2014