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goon

To participate in vandalism, loitering, public displays of ignorance, outward obnoxiousness, and other non-socially acceptable practices justified by a directionless but nonetheless strong pack mentality and conformity with other similarly outlandish behaving individuals.
Lighting a firework in the Whataburger was such a goon
by Blacknog3000 September 17, 2023
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Moon Gooning

When you go out and behead a buffalo then goon into the the head under a full moon a licensed Jelcker must be present.
Me and my buddies wanted to go moon gooning last weekend but we couldn't find a Jelcker.
by Shrel-El April 6, 2024
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Gooning

Similar to DMT (Deep Masturbational Trance) Gooning is a mental state where as edging is a physical state

(not to be confused with the drug DMT)
I was gooning all night dude it was similar to that DMT we did last summer
by Gronkitis January 24, 2024
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Orange goon

What did the orange goon do today to crash the market?
by anonymous June 2, 2025
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Goons

Goons are a bunch of uncouth, savage, crass, foul-mouthed, vulgar, immature, racist-epithet-uttering ogres who can't seem to say one sentence or make a single joke without using the worst of the worst profanity (or referring to some body function, bodily fluid, or body part, then giggling like a 10-year-old).
Goons are a collection of HIV+ individuals from the famous gay hook-up site somethingawful.com.
by Tempus Thales September 22, 2022
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Alien Stage Flicker Gooning

Alien Stage Flicker Gooning is the act of flicker gooning while listening to ALIEN STAGE music, going with the melody to time your strokes.
“Yo I was beating my meat so hard to Round 6 yesterday”

“Oh, so you were alien stage flicker gooning?”

“YESSS I LOVE FAPPING MY BONER TO ALIEN STAGE IT TURNS ME ON AND I DONT NEED ANY LUBRICANT RAWDOGGING MY SHIT”
by femboylicker73 June 25, 2025
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gooned

yo bro i gooned yesterday
by anonymous October 5, 2023
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