don't even trip

don't even trip that bitch is on speed dial.
by dog November 30, 2003
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i don't swing that way

How to decline advice from a golf pro.
Golf pro: "You might want to consider following through more."

Golf enthusiast: "I don't swing that way, man"
by SteveSorensen June 23, 2006
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homie don't play that way

in other words .. thats not how i be doin things ... or homie wouldn't touch that with a 10-foot pole
"i ain't gon use no public washroom. all they got is tissue paper. homie don't play that way. boy i got a 2-ply minimum"
by Ste&Mar October 22, 2005
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I don't even know

A phrase used when one either: (1) Does not know what is going on, (2) does not know what just happened, (3) does not know the answer to a question, (4) or simply would like to break the silence.

Usually, when said phrase is used, it is followed by a near-endless spree of other quotes such as:

1.) Psh, I don't even know.
2.) Aw hail naw.
3.) Aw hail naw, cracka.
4.) Mmm hmmmm!

The phrase "I don't even know" is best used in the classic "I don't even know" speaking tone, which may only be properly "voiced" by either a colossal, Japanese monster, a small cat/kitten, or a constantly hyper-active younger brother.
"Matt, why aren't you talking?"
"Psh, I don't even know!"
by I Gojira I October 31, 2007
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i don't speak japanese

phrase used after someone says something to you, but you have no idea what the hell he/she is talking about.
person: dude! did you know that mathematicians have discovered that the convergence of a sequence also means that for every epsilon greater than zero, there exists an number "N" such that if "n" is greater than "N" then the absolute value of the limit subtracted by the term is less than epsilon?
you: ....uhhh...
you: **short pause**
you: i don't speak japanese
by alvin santos May 16, 2007
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Don't Show the Whole Gorilla

In music, the Phrase "Don't show the whole gorilla" means to avoid giving full volume in any crescendos untill the song's climax, thus "hiding the gorilla". The phrase comes from king kong, in which the audience is teased and hinted at to what is behind the curtain when kong is captured.
Band Director:On this next run-through, use your phrasing and dynamics well, but Don't Show the Whole Gorilla untill measure 74.
by MExibone January 18, 2011
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Don't make me piss

A phrase used when experiencing a great amount of laughter or an uncontrollable amount of laughter in a given situation.
Betty: Susan fell down the stairs and her pants ripped!
Gretta: Don't make me piss

Betty: The teacher driving the school van hit a mailbox
Gretta: Don't make me piss that's unreal
by fooke7 February 07, 2023
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