yo he got that fuckin SCHMEAT tho, like damn daddy did you rob the butcher for that hamhock or are you just slanging the spoils of the hunt. You could choke a goddamn hippo with that hog.
Andrew August wakes up in the morning, fully erect with the salute of a thousand men, ready to bless the earth with his girth.
by nicecaulk October 12, 2020
He is a VERY TALL person. Not cute, but adorable at times. The funniest guy that you will ever meet. He will date your best friend, but you won't hate him. He will text you in the middle of the night asking for advice about his bae. He is someone you can rely on to make the world a happy place. He loves unicorns and his spirit animal is a bunny.
I would love to kill Andrew Hill but he is too funny.
Did you see Andrew Hill in that bunny costume at Unicorn Land?
Andrew Hill is very lucky to have an awesome girlfriend.
Did you see Andrew Hill in that bunny costume at Unicorn Land?
Andrew Hill is very lucky to have an awesome girlfriend.
by Jennaveave March 07, 2017
by SMILE KIDZ June 23, 2017
is a major cunt nugget. kinda cool ? has amazing music taste. tries to dress cool like the emo kids. really good at kissing. cries himself to sleep every night.
by erenyeager16 March 17, 2018
That kid is so andrew boelk.
by Colejackyl May 03, 2016
An absolute legend, with insane drip and a massive cock. He's the man every boy aspires to become, and the dude every girl (and guy) wants to get with. It is said that he has pure Mug root beer coursing through his veins. Do not cross him, or you will get morbed into nonexistence.
person 1: oh shit it's andrew zhang
person 2: no way, what a fuckin legend
person 3: yo the Mug maniac Himself!
andrew: IM GONNA MOOOOORRRRBBBBBB
persons 1,2,3 : ahhhh he's morbing *all simultaneously morbed into the morbosphere*
person 2: no way, what a fuckin legend
person 3: yo the Mug maniac Himself!
andrew: IM GONNA MOOOOORRRRBBBBBB
persons 1,2,3 : ahhhh he's morbing *all simultaneously morbed into the morbosphere*
by grug3931 May 27, 2022
Colter Andrew is a 6'11" 240 Pound sexual tyrannosaurus of a man who puts beta's in their place and forces his freinds into their place by words or by force with his Massive schlong that averages out at a foot.
Even though they cant speak for shit, their aura alone makes them a most formiddable opponent
Even though they cant speak for shit, their aura alone makes them a most formiddable opponent
Guy one: damn I have a fucking headache
Guy two: you must of induced the rage of Colter Andrew
Guy One: what? No i tripped you unfresh bonobo
Guy two: you must of induced the rage of Colter Andrew
Guy One: what? No i tripped you unfresh bonobo
by Parker Pattymore October 04, 2021