1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans
Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works
Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works
"throw that fucking can opener away!"
"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"
"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"
"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"
"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."
"that f****** can opener is possessed!"
"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"
"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"
"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"
"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."
"that f****** can opener is possessed!"
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Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.
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Note: This idiom is often used in a light-hearted manner, reflecting a sense of camaraderie and shared struggle in the face of complex challenges. It's a badge of honor among those who've 'been through the wringer' and come out triumphant.
The idiom is typically employed to convey the intensity and the rollercoaster of emotions involved in tackling tasks that are as demanding as they are exhilarating. It's often used among friends or colleagues to acknowledge the hard work, creativity, and persistence required in such situations.
Related Phrases:
"Like threading a needle in a hurricane" - emphasizes the difficulty and precision needed in chaotic situations.
"Riding the rollercoaster of task/project" - highlights the ups and downs experienced during a challenging process.
Synonyms: Herculean task, wild goose chase, labyrinthine journey, epic adventure.
Note: This idiom is often used in a light-hearted manner, reflecting a sense of camaraderie and shared struggle in the face of complex challenges. It's a badge of honor among those who've 'been through the wringer' and come out triumphant.
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