Goon

Ellie keeping
Ellies a goon
by Yooooxox May 8, 2019
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Crusty Goon

The aftermath of the goon sessions that particularly last for a long time. Usually applies to longer goon sessions.
My room was such a crusty goon this morning.
by J0LLY July 1, 2024
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Top goon

Someone that watches too much porn and oversexualizes everything
Person 1: The wind almost blown me away
Person 2: Blown is mainly used to get pleased
Person 1: You’re a top goon fs
by OfficialRN July 15, 2024
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Dacian Flicker Gooning

One of these celebrations, known as the "Dance of the Flickers," was a deeply spiritual and wildly energetic event. The Dacians believed that the flickering movements of their dicks could harness the energy of the earth and connect them with the mystical forces that governed their world. The dance was filled with exaggerated arm and the third leg movements, wild facial expressions, and frenetic energy, much like what we would now recognize as modern "gooning." It was meant to unlock the wild power within each person and release the energy of the earth. As time passed and the Dacian kingdom fell to the Romans, these practices slowly faded into history, lost in the shadows of the past. But the energy and spirit of the "Flicker Gooning" never truly disappeared—it lingered in the folklore and stories passed down through the generations, remembered only by those who truly listened.
I will summon the gods with the Dacian Flicker Gooning
by SaviAllDogs2 December 8, 2024
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Flash Gooning

The act of flashing the lights in your room very fast whilst stroking thy chicken to create a huge hallucinogenic experience.
My friend helped me flash gooning last night by turning off the lights.
by Peter Pener March 13, 2025
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I can't goon

A man pulled up to a drive through with no pants on whilst gooning. (He thought they wouldn't notice because of his tinted windows and the fact his window wasn't lowered all the way. He was put on a video online that went viral. Due to the humiliation and embarrassment he KILLED himself. Tons of the boys protested in support of this man and against this goonicide by going up the drive-thoughs particularly the online he was recorded at and shouting with no pants "I CAN'T GOON!!" The protesters believe that if a man wants to goon in the privacy of his whip then that should be respected.

The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.
That man was MURDERED. This is a GOONICIDE!! "I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"
by India smells GREAT April 2, 2025
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goon blunting

when you’re a man completely hypnotized radiating in his penis, a goon blunting state can only be achieved while edging and smoking marijuana during backshots.
man, yesterday i was totally goon blunting all over this girl i hooked up with
by chinkoplinko March 28, 2024
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