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Day of the Mclawry

On the 15th of July every year an ancient tradition descending back from pagan times. On this very day any person with the name going by McLawry must be served and treated like a king of his own kingdom and is entitled to have what ever he so desires. This includes blow jobs, hand jobs or any sexual gratification. If this is not done this could bring about the end of days as it is a bad omen of a lawry to be denied his God given rights.
Hey woman I here by declare my name is McLawry and today is the 15th of July' Day of the McLawry Now to save the rest of humanity you must now get on your'e knees and suck me off for no less than 30 minutes and after that you will ride me like a horse until my hip bones have been atomized. Do this and you shall be doing your'e part in saving all of humanity.
by Corpserooter July 7, 2018
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Dreamisanidiot Day

April 11th is when GeorgeNotFound fought Dream with three rows of hearts and killed him and made Dreamisanidot day a new national day on April 11th of Dream being an idiot
George: I just destroyed you so now it’s officially dreamisanidiot day
Dream: GIVE YOURSELF 10 FUCKING HEARTS
by ElectrisGaming April 16, 2021
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Virus Days

Days off from school because of virus pandemic precautions. You are expected to learn-from-home but in reality a Virus Day is just like a Snow Day except you stay inside the house and don't go outside to play.
Mom ... "The School Board plans to close your school for three weeks because of the Covid 19 virus"
Kid ... "Yeah ! That's a lot of Virus Days !"
by Marc Gervaise March 13, 2020
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Jorma Day

A holiday in celebration of Jefferson Airplane's and Hot Tuna's Jorma Kaukonen that takes place on Flag Day.
We iced the Jorma Day cake, and prepared for the Jorma Day festivities.
by Good Shepherd August 25, 2009
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One Day

Expression used to describe those who, after performing amazing deeds for one day, begin boasting about them.
Person 1: "I started going to the gym yesterday and I'm bigger than you"
Person 2: "One day of going to the gym and now you think you're the rock"
by Curro OG's June 16, 2023
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Lety day

Falls on 19th of November, and is said only to peoples toxic/ abussive females.
Man: Sarah, Happy Lety Day!
Sarah: What is Lety day?
Man: search on urbandictionary and you will find out.
by Just_a_normal_guy September 15, 2022
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baddie day

27th of April is national baddie day where you can be a baddie or feel like one because why not
"hey what happens on 27th of April??"
"oh it's baddie day!"
"thanks i can't wait to feel like a baddie!!"
by s2trappy April 27, 2021
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